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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:26 posted by where shark attacks happen most

  Outer Banks bite victim identified as aspiring stand-up comic. Shark was his first heckler.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:26 posted by expert advice on shark safety

  Witness at Pismo Beach: “Shark only bit him after hearing a crypto pitch.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:25 posted by real-life shark bite stories

  At Waikiki, shark nibbled a snorkeler and left a note: “Do better.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:25 posted by expert advice on shark safety

  Shark at Bondi Beach refused to bite man using “live, laugh, love” towel.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:25 posted by July 4Th Beach Crowd Predictions

  Shark at Venice Beach refused to bite until someone corrected its pronouns.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:24 posted by Why Sharks Bite Swimmers

  Shark at Laguna Beach yelled “YOLO!” before charging.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:24 posted by famous shark attack survivors

  Shark at Waikiki mistook paddleboard for Tinder date. Very disappointed.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:23 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  At Myrtle Beach, the shark was offered a White Claw and declined politely.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:23 posted by shark sightings this summer

  At Santa Monica, shark bit man with chest tattoo that read “untouchable.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:22 posted by Go To Source

  At Virginia Beach, a shark bit a man’s foot, then gave it back. Too much sunscreen.